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A Nork joke

Chang Man Yong works on a collective farm in North Korea. He goes fishing, gets lucky, and brings a fish home. Happy about his catch, he tells his wife: "Look what I've got. Shall we eat fried fish today?"

The wife says: "We've got no cooking oil!"

"Shall we stew it, then?"

"We've got no pot!"

"Shall we grill it?"

"We've got no firewood!"

Chang Man Yong gets angry, goes back to the river, and throws the fish back into the water.

The fish, happy to have had such a narrow escape, sticks its head out of the water and cheerfully yells: "Long live General Kim Jong Il!"

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esya
May. 1st, 2010 10:06 pm (UTC)
Правильно говорят, все антисоветские анекдоты впервые рассказывал Голос Америки :)
solomon2
May. 2nd, 2010 12:32 am (UTC)
Переделали со "славы КПСС" :)
hojja_nusreddin
May. 1st, 2010 10:59 pm (UTC)
маршал :)
solomon2
May. 2nd, 2010 12:31 am (UTC)
Неправильный титул выдает, что автар - агент империалистов :)
myslenkov
May. 2nd, 2010 07:34 am (UTC)
It;s really funny
But really sad
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